I'm not as angry as I seem, honest.

Usually.

Maybe.

Kind of.

Sorta

Not really.

But yeah.

*Grins*

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I'm so glad you're diligent and ready at a drop of a hat an hours warning to come rushing leave the fireman standing outside of the building for 20 minutes waiting for you!

Were you drunk? Wouldn't surprise me. Or is it more simple - do you just suck as a human being? 

Twenty young women, sitting outside of their dorm at midnight-thirty in the cold, several with out pants, waiting for you to shut off the damn alarms. 

You're all retards¹.  I hate Securitas.  You'd think security would have stopped sucking so bad, after recent events at other colleges.

Much hate,
-Phipps

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Dear Andre,

These are some sick dreams.  Really.  You aren't supposed to dream your own death; and killing a baby in a nightmare does not make for a restful nights sleep.

If you could just, you know, help me out, that would be real great.

Oh, and make the men in my life slightly less stupid... That would be handy too.

Love,
-Phipps

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Welcome Mrs. Jones, and I found this image for you.

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Dear Andre,

If you could just get rid of certain video games, I'm sure thousands of women in my generation would save millions on future therapy as they try to figure out why their self image has been corrupted.

These stupid, pointless, time consuming video games make it impossible to build any sort of communication.  Screw them "influencing" people to go shoot others, or whatever they're saying lately. 

But hell Andre, not even get rid of them, just make them not so damn addicting.

-Phipps

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If you would just admit that you've been idiots and ran out of money for the year we would all be much more understanding about the slop that you feed us three times a day. However, since you can not be rational enough to tell us, and you just decide that we'll never notice that we have the deli bar for dinner a minimum of four times a week you insult our intelligence.

We are not pleasant when we're hungry. You're feeding a student body made up of all women, where probably at least... one fourth is PMSing at any one time.  Also, when starting a new semester, you should really serve a decent breakfast.  Leftover donuts, bagels, and cereal are not a good start to a new semester.  You would have done better with Tater Tots.

Don't be such dumbasses, you're pissing us all off.

-Phipps

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Thank you for being a dick weed and almost side swiping my car while I tried to change lanes. You're decision to scoot onto the shoulder and drive it all the way past the traffic on the parkway almost got my car side swiped. Thank goodness I looked in the mirror to check for idiots like you that ride in the shoulder before I moved into the turn lane.

The nice thing though, Mr. Asshole, is that you're shiny new SUV being damaged probably would have hurt you a hell of a lot more then my 15 year old, $100 car being damaged will hurt me.

Thank you and fuck off,
-Phipps

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You really kind of suck. I miss Sirius so much more then you, and though Sirius has a super annoying DJ on my favorite station, you're version of the station sucks. Get some variety.

You have so many various mix-stations of the oddest mixes that you can't find what you want to listen too.

And remake's of songs do not belong on the "The Stations With The Weirdest Music Ever Recorded."

Sorry you suck,
-Phipps

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Dear Andre,

You would think people would have had enough of silly love songs.

Thank you for all the new music entering my life hard drive.
Thank you for Dionysus, Goddess of the Theatre giving me four A's without the evil little minus indicating sub-par excellence attached. 
As Mom put it: I'm on Honors List; got the financial aid to return to school in the fall; I'm dating someone really cool; I'm employed for the summer; I'm blogging again and brought lots of friends (including you) over to the dark side from LJ; and my car is still running.

Andre, life's not too shabby.
Thanks and love,
-Phipps™

Terry is of course my Dionysus. But female, and so much cooler.  But she still has all the functions -  Theatre, Wine... Perfect! Logical! Woo!

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Dear Andre,
I behave, I do my school work, I rarely have a major screw up.
So why did you have to trash my plans?
Every aspect of the plans was going perfectly until you decided that the one key aspect of it should fail.  The real humor is that the rest of the plan is going full steam ahead perfectly! Hate is a strong word, but I really really don't like you; right now.
Love,
-Phipps™

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