April 30, 2007
I'm not as angry as I seem, honest.
Were you drunk? Wouldn't surprise me. Or is it more simple - do you just suck as a human being?
Twenty young women, sitting outside of their dorm at midnight-thirty in the cold, several with out pants, waiting for you to shut off the damn alarms.
You're all retards1. I hate Securitas. You'd think security would have stopped sucking so bad, after recent events at other colleges.
1 The head of security, R.R, actually seems to be a nice guy, I like him. Its just all the lackeys that make me want to slam someones head violently into the wall until their brains splatter and become the new wall color.
April 29, 2007
These are some sick dreams. Really. You aren't supposed to dream your own death; and killing a baby in a nightmare does not make for a restful nights sleep.
If you could just, you know, help me out, that would be real great.
Oh, and make the men in my life slightly less stupid... That would be handy too.
April 28, 2007
If you could just get rid of certain video games, I'm sure thousands of women in my generation would save millions on future therapy as they try to figure out why their self image has been corrupted.
These stupid, pointless, time consuming video games make it impossible to build any sort of communication. Screw them "influencing" people to go shoot others, or whatever they're saying lately.
But hell Andre, not even get rid of them, just make them not so damn addicting.
April 26, 2007
Costume History: A
Costume TA: A
Painting 1: A-
Intro to Drama: B+
Final GPA: 3.83
I'm on the honors list again! Woo!
I'm excited, though part of me wishes I wouldn't have slacked on in Intro to Drama.. I could of gotten a A- or an A.
Oh well, doesn't matter now and I'm happy.
I think its pretty.
April 25, 2007
No grade yet, but Clinton did assure me that my paper provided a minimum of 15 minutes of entertainment.
Especially the comment I wrote on a sticky note from Dad. He said that made him laugh for at least 5 minutes.
Here's hoping that translates to a good grade! Yay Daddy
We are not pleasant when we're hungry. You're feeding a student body made up of all women, where probably at least... one fourth is PMSing at any one time. Also, when starting a new semester, you should really serve a decent breakfast. Leftover donuts, bagels, and cereal are not a good start to a new semester. You would have done better with Tater Tots.
Don't be such dumbasses, you're pissing us all off.
April 24, 2007
This is Phipps™. Or as I prefer to call her, Rachael. It's so she remembers she HAS a first name, honest. According to a name site her name means "The Image-Conscious Fun Loving Moody Role Play". I think that's pretty accurate. Rachael is creative, ingenious, and a bit crazy. She is also easily distracted by shiny objects. In her spare time, she likes to edit Wikipedia articles for style. Rachael is something of an asshole, but she is also sexy so it evens out. Sometimes when she is angry her eyes go orange, which is really cool. Rachael also refuses to drink anything other than diet Coke. There is no accounting for taste I suppose. She is a costuming prodigy, but she'll never mention it because she is a perfectionist and nothing she does is ever good enough for her. But when you can make complicated dresses without atterns and get your first job at an OPERA HOUSE before you're even 18, I think that qualifies you as something of a prodigy. Or at the very least some very hot shit. Rachael loves Barenaked Ladies and has a ton of musical Cd's that she would be only to glad to let you listen to and maybe possibly burn copies of if she likes you. Because she is just wonderful like that. She adores RENT. Rachael reads a lot, or she did before she became a workaholic, and her favorite author is Mercedes Lackey. Her best friend, Paul, is currently at boot camp and she misses him terribly. But she has me in the meantime, and I'm positively wonderful. Or so I keep reminding her. Rachael also makes a great pot of Ramen. In her spare time, she stumbles through the internet with her beloved Firefox browser. If you want to know anything else about Rachael, ask her. She loves attention.
April 23, 2007
The nice thing though, Mr. Asshole, is that you're shiny new SUV being damaged probably would have hurt you a hell of a lot more then my 15 year old, $100 car being damaged will hurt me.
Thank you and fuck off,
April 22, 2007
You have so many various mix-stations of the oddest mixes that you can't find what you want to listen too.
And remake's of songs do not belong on the "The Stations With The Weirdest Music Ever Recorded."
Sorry you suck,
April 20, 2007
You would think people would have had enough of silly love songs.
Thank you for all the new music entering my life hard drive.
Thank you for Dionysus, Goddess of the Theatre giving me four A's without the evil little minus indicating sub-par excellence attached.
As Mom put it: I'm on Honors List; got the financial aid to return to school in the fall; I'm dating someone really cool; I'm employed for the summer; I'm blogging again and brought lots of friends (including you) over to the dark side from LJ; and my car is still running.
Andre, life's not too shabby.
Thanks and love,
Thank you Shannen and Dad for proofing it!
And to Molly for the quote.
I'm done for the semester. Woo.
(And no, the Second Shepherds' Pageant is disappointenly non-multiorgasmic. Its rather dull and lame in my opinion.)more...
April 19, 2007
I was most excited at the idea of a Wee Mee on Mee.Nu. Made me giggle.
I behave, I do my school work, I rarely have a major screw up.
So why did you have to trash my plans?
Every aspect of the plans was going perfectly until you decided that the one key aspect of it should fail. The real humor is that the rest of the plan is going full steam ahead perfectly! Hate is a strong word, but I really really don't like you; right now.
April 18, 2007
So who wants to proof a final paper for me?
So far it's about Death and Tyrants in Antigone, The Second Shepherds' Pagent, A Doll House, The Importance of Being Earnest, and How I Learned to Drive.
What I have so far I'm putting under the More. If for no other reason then its another back up.more...
April 17, 2007
And I don't have any formal exams; how about that?
And he is rockin' the pumpkin pants.
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