April 30, 2007

Dear Everyone

I'm not as angry as I seem, honest.

Usually.

Maybe.

Kind of.

Sorta

Not really.

But yeah.

*Grins*

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Dear Security

I'm so glad you're diligent and ready at a drop of a hat an hours warning to come rushing leave the fireman standing outside of the building for 20 minutes waiting for you!

Were you drunk? Wouldn't surprise me. Or is it more simple - do you just suck as a human being? 

Twenty young women, sitting outside of their dorm at midnight-thirty in the cold, several with out pants, waiting for you to shut off the damn alarms. 

You're all retards1.  I hate Securitas.  You'd think security would have stopped sucking so bad, after recent events at other colleges.

Much hate,
-Phipps


1 The head of security, R.R, actually seems to be a nice guy, I like him.  Its just all the lackeys that make me want to slam someones head violently into the wall until their brains splatter and become the new wall color.
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April 29, 2007

Letter #4

Dear Andre,

These are some sick dreams.  Really.  You aren't supposed to dream your own death; and killing a baby in a nightmare does not make for a restful nights sleep.

If you could just, you know, help me out, that would be real great.

Oh, and make the men in my life slightly less stupid... That would be handy too.

Love,
-Phipps

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Dear Mrs. Jones,

Welcome Mrs. Jones, and I found this image for you.

http://diveintomark.org/public/2006/07/you-make-bunny-cry.jpg

Love,
-Phipps

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April 28, 2007

Letter #3

Dear Andre,

If you could just get rid of certain video games, I'm sure thousands of women in my generation would save millions on future therapy as they try to figure out why their self image has been corrupted.

These stupid, pointless, time consuming video games make it impossible to build any sort of communication.  Screw them "influencing" people to go shoot others, or whatever they're saying lately. 

But hell Andre, not even get rid of them, just make them not so damn addicting.

-Phipps

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April 26, 2007

Grades! Woo

Stage Makeup:  A
Directing: A
Costume History: A
Costume TA: A
Painting 1: A-
Intro to Drama: B+

Final GPA: 3.83

I'm on the honors list again!   Woo!
I'm excited, though part of me wishes I wouldn't have slacked on in Intro to Drama.. I could of gotten a A- or an A.
Oh well, doesn't matter now and I'm happy.

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Caffeine on a Necklace.

I wonder if wearing the Caffeine necklace will make you more awake/alert?

I think its pretty.
Hint. Hint.

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April 25, 2007

My Final

No grade yet, but Clinton did assure me that my paper provided a minimum of 15 minutes of entertainment.

Especially the comment I wrote on a sticky note from Dad.  He said that made him laugh for at least 5 minutes.

Here's hoping that translates to a good grade!   Yay Daddy

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I Love Noodles!

So how much do you love noodles?

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Dear Dining Hall

If you would just admit that you've been idiots and ran out of money for the year we would all be much more understanding about the slop that you feed us three times a day. However, since you can not be rational enough to tell us, and you just decide that we'll never notice that we have the deli bar for dinner a minimum of four times a week you insult our intelligence.

We are not pleasant when we're hungry. You're feeding a student body made up of all women, where probably at least... one fourth is PMSing at any one time.  Also, when starting a new semester, you should really serve a decent breakfast.  Leftover donuts, bagels, and cereal are not a good start to a new semester.  You would have done better with Tater Tots.

Don't be such dumbasses, you're pissing us all off.

-Phipps

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April 24, 2007

According To Molly

Written early last semester when I got lazy and refused to write an "About me" myself.

This is Phipps™. Or as I prefer to call her, Rachael. It's so she remembers she HAS a first name, honest. According to a name site her name means "The Image-Conscious Fun Loving Moody Role Play". I think that's pretty accurate. Rachael is creative, ingenious, and a bit crazy. She is also easily distracted by shiny objects. In her spare time, she likes to edit Wikipedia articles for style. Rachael is something of an asshole, but she is also sexy so it evens out. Sometimes when she is angry her eyes go orange, which is really cool. Rachael also refuses to drink anything other than diet Coke. There is no accounting for taste I suppose. She is a costuming prodigy, but she'll never mention it because she is a perfectionist and nothing she does is ever good enough for her. But when you can make complicated dresses without atterns and get your first job at an OPERA HOUSE before you're even 18, I think that qualifies you as something of a prodigy. Or at the very least some very hot shit. Rachael loves Barenaked Ladies and has a ton of musical Cd's that she would be only to glad to let you listen to and maybe possibly burn copies of if she likes you. Because she is just wonderful like that. She adores RENT. Rachael reads a lot, or she did before she became a workaholic, and her favorite author is Mercedes Lackey. Her best friend, Paul, is currently at boot camp and she misses him terribly. But she has me in the meantime, and I'm positively wonderful. Or so I keep reminding her. Rachael also makes a great pot of Ramen. In her spare time, she stumbles through the internet with her beloved Firefox browser. If you want to know anything else about Rachael, ask her. She loves attention.

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April 23, 2007

Word

Word

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Dear Mr. Asshole

Thank you for being a dick weed and almost side swiping my car while I tried to change lanes. You're decision to scoot onto the shoulder and drive it all the way past the traffic on the parkway almost got my car side swiped. Thank goodness I looked in the mirror to check for idiots like you that ride in the shoulder before I moved into the turn lane.

The nice thing though, Mr. Asshole, is that you're shiny new SUV being damaged probably would have hurt you a hell of a lot more then my 15 year old, $100 car being damaged will hurt me.

Thank you and fuck off,
-Phipps

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April 22, 2007

Dear XM Radio

You really kind of suck. I miss Sirius so much more then you, and though Sirius has a super annoying DJ on my favorite station, you're version of the station sucks. Get some variety.

You have so many various mix-stations of the oddest mixes that you can't find what you want to listen too.

And remake's of songs do not belong on the "The Stations With The Weirdest Music Ever Recorded."

Sorry you suck,
-Phipps

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April 20, 2007

Letter #2

Dear Andre,

You would think people would have had enough of silly love songs.

Thank you for all the new music entering my life hard drive.
Thank you for Dionysus, Goddess of the Theatre giving me four A's without the evil little minus indicating sub-par excellence attached. 
As Mom put it: I'm on Honors List; got the financial aid to return to school in the fall; I'm dating someone really cool; I'm employed for the summer; I'm blogging again and brought lots of friends (including you) over to the dark side from LJ; and my car is still running.

Andre, life's not too shabby.
Thanks and love,
-Phipps™

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Intro To Drama Final

Thank you Shannen and Dad for proofing it!

And to Molly for the quote.

I'm done for the semester. Woo.

(And no, the Second Shepherds' Pageant is disappointenly non-multiorgasmic.  Its rather dull and lame in my opinion.)

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April 19, 2007

WeeMee

WeeMee are these little people things that you can clothe and design for use on AIM.  However you can also use them on web pages, so look to the right, on my sidebar.

Woo!

I was most excited at the idea of a Wee Mee on Mee.Nu.  Made me giggle.

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Letter #1

Dear Andre,
I behave, I do my school work, I rarely have a major screw up.
So why did you have to trash my plans?
Every aspect of the plans was going perfectly until you decided that the one key aspect of it should fail.  The real humor is that the rest of the plan is going full steam ahead perfectly! Hate is a strong word, but I really really don't like you; right now.
Love,
-Phipps™

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April 18, 2007

Final Paper

So who wants to proof a final paper for me?

So far it's about Death and Tyrants in Antigone, The Second Shepherds' Pagent, A Doll House, The Importance of Being Earnest, and How I Learned to Drive.

Fun no?

What I have so far I'm putting under the More.  If for no other reason then its another back up.

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April 17, 2007

Exam Week

And I don't have any formal exams; how about that?

 http://letterstoandre.mee.nu/images/gentlemaninpink.jpg
And he is rockin' the pumpkin pants.

 

The Gentleman in Pink
1560
Oil on canvas
Palazzo Moroni, Bergamo

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