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Posted by: Mookie at 06:39 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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When your stomach stops protesting remember to throw out all your tomato soup.

Why? Because you didn't look at the date at the bottom of the can before eating it.  Way to go, slick. Lets tell the folks at home when the experation date was - the one you didn't think to check until your stomach started the first round of angry protests - Feb 2007.

Damn it.

-Phipps™

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For the hard core geeks out there, and just geeks in general, I present you with these: head earrings

And I so want a pair.

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